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Why We Don’t Like You: UTEP Miners
Each week, we’ll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns’ football opponent. Picking on the little guy again, here are the UTEP Miners.
You Can Get Nasty: During the telecast of last year’s game, ESPN cameras zoomed in on a couple sitting together on a slope above the endzone, where things began to get a little amorous. Also, Miners coach Mike Price fought off allegations of sex with strippers during a Florida golf tournament. As a result of the Sports Illustrated story, Price was fired as coach of Alabama before he coached a single game.
Get Me A Cheeseburger: As a weather delay stretched into its third hour last week during the Miners’ game at New Mexico State, the UTEP players were feeling peckish, having last eaten in mid-afternoon. So Price headed to the stadium concession stand and ordered 80 turkey legs and 60 sloppy joes. “They are 4 or 5 dollars apiece and the Aggies gave us zero discount. Cash only.”

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These community leaders were praised publicly. But what stuck with me was the praise I heard in many private conversations I had, for them and for the other recipients, Jesus Ch?vez, for 30 years an educator and now superintendent of Round Rock ISD, and Joe and Teresa Lozano Long. Their philanthropy has empowered human beings to educate themselves and give back to our community.
I had a long talk with educator Leticia Hinojosa, an award-winning principal in 1997 at T.A. Brown School on Anderson Lane.
Hinojosa made clear what it took to “stand and deliver” in an area and school where gang violence, prostitution, drug use, poverty and broken homes prevailed. The values and behavior of parents sometimes made her feel deep sympathy for even the most hardened and violence-prone student.

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AUSTIN, Sept. 11 /PRNewswire/ — Appearing on The Alex Jones Show today to discuss his video address to Barack Obama, Charlie Sheen has challenged those who have publicly attacked him for speaking out on 9/11, particularly Meghan McCain, Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly, to debate him on CNN’s Larry King Live.
Following the publication of Sheen’s “20 Minutes With The President,” a fictionalized account of a meeting with Barack Obama in which Sheen implores the President to reopen the investigation of 9/11 in light of the majority of the 9/11 Commission members publicly denouncing the official story as a deception, McCain attacked Sheen on ABC’s top rated show The View, comparing people who question 9/11 with holocaust deniers.
“I quoted Charlie Sheen yesterday about his experience with prostitutes, so really you’re the one I should be listening to about 9/11? . . . I am not going to take my political advice from Charlie Sheen,” stated McCain, daughter of the former Republican nominee John McCain.

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A new report from a consumer health group says that family health-care premiums rose about 4 1/2 times faster than earnings for Texas workers from 2000 through 2009.
The Washington-based nonprofit group Families USA reports Tuesday that in that period, family health insurance premiums rose by about 92 percent while median earnings rose by about 20 percent.
The nonpartisan group says the average annual health insurance premium in the 2000-2009 period for family health coverage provided in the workplace rose from about $6,600 to about $12,700. At the same time, the Texas workers’ median earnings rose from about $23,000 to about $27,600.
Former Texas police officer arrested
A former Texas police officer is behind bars charged with seven felony counts, including possession or promotion of child pornography, promotion of prostitution and engaging in organized crime.

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Judge has a new movie coming out featuring Jason Bateman and Mila Kunis called Extract.
I’ve never met Mike Judge, but we’re about the same age and probably grew up a few miles from each other for parts of our youth.  I respect the fact that he went to Rice, and is considered a smart writer who can write dumb characters. That’s a skill, I’m stll trying to learn.
For some reason, I also laugh when Beavis becomes Cornholio. I become Cornholio in court after too many red bulls. Cornholio actually got an ag second pled down to a first with a PSR.
There were moments in King of the Hill that were brilliant, by not trying too hard. Bobby becoming a plus size model for example; Hank becoming a pimp competing with Snoop Dogg’s Alabaster Jones; Peggy Hill’s big feet….etc…

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Absolutely, but he likes his leather on. We are currently working on a video project where that request will be fulfilled.
-What is the most pornographic thing y’all have done on stage?
We have done everything, AAAALLLL the WWWAAAYYY!
-Are there any limits to what y’all will or won’t do on stage?
No intentional skin tearing, intentional burns, or intentional bruises, but we throw down, like a dirty wrestling match.
-What’s the strangest reaction you’ve gotten to your act?
Positive: A girl jumped on stage, ripped her clothes off, and begged for us to take her… We did.
Negative: At a Halloween show in Texas, two audience members vomited from shock.
-Have you ever considered performing at a strip club?
We used to perform in strip bars all the time. We love it. We miss it.

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Judge simply leans too far toward the absurd this time. There probably is a sex-starved extract plant owner like Joel (Jason Bateman) out there, but neither you nor I know him. Same for the gigolo (Dustin Milligan) hired to seduce Joels wife. The appeal of Judges previous work comes from the familiarity of the situations and characters, and believability is what Extract lacks. One ridiculous development would have seemed realistic, but when industrial accidents, prostitution and con artists combine, colloquial charm is traded in for more conventional, randomized laughs. The logic seems to be that if enough darts are thrown at someones funny bone, one will stick; that clashes with the way problems hit an everyday life. Granted, there are the truly terrible days where calamities pile up, but problems usually come one at a time, taking up all a persons attention. Extract should have similarly focused on one problem, as Office Space did. That film was basically an elongated sitcom episode, a style that suits Judges writing and would have suited the running time of Extract, which clocks in at 91 minutes.

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As controversy over the advocacy group ACORN flared from Washington into Texas on Tuesday, state politicians quickly began lining up to oppose federal financing for the group and to cut off any state financing.
At the same time, ACORN officials in Texas said the dispute was helping, not hurting, their work by triggering an outpouring of Lone Star support.
The back-and-forth unspooled Tuesday, a day after the U.S. Senate voted 83-7 to block the Department of Housing and Urban Development from giving grants to ACORN, which stands for Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The vote was a response to hidden-camera videos released by conservative activists posing as a prostitute and a pimp that showed ACORN employees in Baltimore advising them to lie about her profession and launder her earnings to receive housing assistance.

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Monday highlights and the day ahead
U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison did not take part Monday in an overwhelming Senate vote to withhold federal funding from ACORN, the increasingly controversial community organization. On Monday evening, she attended a fundraiser at the Dallas-area home of former Dallas Cowboy Roger Staubach.
The Senate voted 83-7 to deny funding and community grants to ACORN, which stands for Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. The organization has faced a series of setbacks over the last year, including the recent circulation of videos in which some of its employees gave tax-avoidance advice to conservative activists posing as pimps and prostitutes. The organization is also the subject of voter-fraud investigations.

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Says Perry spokesman Mark Miner: “Less than one week after the Senate returned to work, Senator Hutchison skipped a key vote to prevent ACORN from receiving taxpayer funds from the Department of Housing and Urban Development. This is yet another example of Senator Hutchison failing to protect the taxpayers of Texas. The Senator made time to vote for a $700 billion bailout for Wall Street, but when it came time to prevent tax dollars from going to a liberal activist group, she was nowhere to be found.”
ACORN, which helps poor people fight foreclosures and fix tax problems, has received more than $53 million in federal funds since 1994, but conservatives say it’s a corrupt organization – and they point to three hidden-camera videotapes by a right-wing filmmaker that show employees advising a fake pimp and prostitute how to break the law. Last week, the Census Bureau told the group it did not want its help boosting participation in next year’s census. On Monday, the Senate voted 83 to 7 against funding the group.

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