Austin Escorts In The News!

… I’ve never seen a salad with cabbage in it!” he hoots to anyone within earshot, and unfortunately we qualify. “Salads aren’t for cabbage! They’re for salad!” He didn’t say that, but I heard it.
He continues, “I think Rodiney’s a retard. I’m sorry he came into my life.”
Ouch. Out of bounds, Austin. Sure, Rodiney’s a regular cabbage of baggage, but he doesn’t deserve that vitriol. Luckily Ryan’s here to set him straight with what turns out to be the funniest quote of the season.
“Austin, honey, I could be with my husband right now,” he begins. “Derek could be working and making money. TJ could be in Ogunquit, Maine, on his knees. But we’ve all chosen to be here. Settle down.” God I love when TJ is treated like a twitchy prostitute. I’ve come to enjoy him on the show, but I mean…he’s a twitchy prostitute, you know? That’s just what he is. It’s a title that feels right. Like boxer briefs.

See the full article from “Movieline”

THERE ARE 1,094 people unemployed in Titus County. Morris County has 759 folks looking for work. In Franklin County the number is 398 and in Camp County it is 508.
That is 2,759 of your friends and neighbors in our four county area who need a job.
If you do your Christmas shopping here, you might help some of them get hired. Or at the very least, you can stop someone else from being laid off.
There aren’t many of us who can go out and hire a dozen new workers, but if each one of us spends every Christmas penny that we can locally, we can help our situation.
IN THE WAKE of recent criminal investigations, Congress may consider moving the capitol to Las Vegas. That’s where prostitution is legal.

See the full article from “Mount Pleasant Daily Tribune”

James Polk Simpson, a trial lawyer and special assistant attorney general who investigated and prosecuted the civil cases that shut down organized gambling and prostitution in Galveston County in 1957, died in Austin on Saturday. He was 87.
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Upon his marriage, he left the FBI to practice law in Galveston County, which then was a hotbed of gambling largely controlled by the Maceo family. In 1954, at the age of 30, Simpson ran for Galveston County district attorney on a platform of enforcing the laws against gambling, prostitution and organized crime. After winning a plurality in the Democratic primary at a time when there was no meaningful Republican opposition, he lost the runoff by eight votes to Marsene Johnson.
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The first 47 injunctions were served June 10, 1957, for the offenses of gambling, prostitution and liquor violations. Almost 200 injunctions eventually resulted from the investigations. People who violated the civil injunctions could be jailed immediately for contempt of court, and the injunctive tact …

See the full article from “Daily News – Galveston County”

As crazed as the Woods scandal was, celebrities routinely overcome similar or even bigger indiscretions. San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker is in the middle of a tabloid scandal for cheating on his wife, actress Eva Longoria. Monday he scored 24 points and dished 10 assists as the Spurs won their 11th consecutive game. The crowd passionately cheered for him. Scandal? What scandal?
Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault, never missed a game and returned to iconic NBA status. Ray Lewis was accused of being involved in a street fight that led to the death of two people. He’s back to beloved NFL star and corporate pitchman. Michael Vick was imprisoned for his part in a brutal, interstate dog-fighting operation. He’s now the talk of football.
In Hollywood, Charlie Sheen is a weekly news-making mess. The ratings for “Two and a Half Men” remain strong (a mystery in itself, but that’s a different column). Hugh Grant once cheated on Elizabeth Hurley by picking up a Los Angeles street prostitute. He offered a mea culpa on the “Tonight Show” and went back to starring in romantic comedies.

See the full article from “Yahoo! Sports”

As crazed as the Woods scandal was, celebrities routinely overcome similar or even bigger indiscretions. San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker is in the middle of a tabloid scandal for cheating on his wife, actress Eva Longoria. Monday he scored 24 points and dished 10 assists as the Spurs won their 11th consecutive game. The crowd passionately cheered for him. Scandal? What scandal?
Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault, never missed a game and returned to iconic NBA status. Ray Lewis was accused of being involved in a street fight that led to the death of two people. He’s back to beloved NFL star and corporate pitchman. Michael Vick was imprisoned for his part in a brutal, interstate dog-fighting operation. He’s now the talk of football.
In Hollywood, Charlie Sheen is a weekly news-making mess. The ratings for “Two and a Half Men” remain strong (a mystery in itself, but that’s a different column). Hugh Grant once cheated on Elizabeth Hurley by picking up a Los Angeles street prostitute. He offered a mea culpa on the “Tonight Show” and went back to starring in romantic comedies.

See the full article from “Yahoo! Sports”

Austin police arrest man accused of running roving prostitution ring
Investigators said man compelled women as young as 17 into sex trade

See the full article from “Austin American-Statesman”

Police bust traveling prostitution ring
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In Beaumont , Gauthier, Nelson and the alleged victim engaged in consensual sexual encounters during their three day stay, according to the affidavit.  The affidavit goes on to state that Gauthier asked the teen to prostitute herself so the trio could make enough money to travel to Dallas and she agreed.
Police said Nelson then posted internet ads to get clients for the teen and that she engaged in at least four prostitution deals while in Beaumont.
Gauthier kept the money she made, the affidavit shows.  The affidavit also says Nelson engaged in prostitution too.
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Police said the teen engaged in several prostitution deals and Gauthier again kept the money.
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A court affidavit also states Gauthier recruited several more girls to prostitute while in Dallas and then traveled to Houston where internet ads were again posted.
Later, police said the traveling prostitution ring came to Austin and several girls engaged in prostitution deals.

See the full article from “Austin News”

… I suggest eliminating teams to prevent couples or groups from dry humping. Bumping and grinding should be left for 18 and up dance clubs. This sport is about making love to an invisible partner, and to an entire audience, all at once.
-Disallow any props that can be purchased at a sex shop, or which any mother would shield her child’s eyes from. If explicit props are allowed, fetish performers like RubberDoll and Stryker Vawn will dominate the sport, turning it into a sexual side show.
-Some competitions should consider forbidding attractive people, or professional sex performers. This sport was founded by people who had to resort to pounding the air as opposed to a partner. If you want to see sexy people who can and do get laid simulate sex, go to a strip club or watch a web cam show you perve. This sport is about artistically expressing a sensual desire to get off, not actually getting off.

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The A-List: New York keeps getting better and better! I’m lying, but this show is about make-believe, and I want to invite you to this fantasy. In last night’s episode, Derek enhanced his Marilyn Monroe drag costume with actual lip injections (!), Austin bawled when he saw pictures of his own naked body, and Reichen and Rodiney pretended to have problems again. All in all, an A+ effort from an A+ list of (sigh) A-holes.
Because The A-List: New York loves us, it kicks off the episode with Austin getting to see all his naked photos from last week’s shoot. How could this go wrong? After all, Austin stood naked in front of a camera, clutched his genitals, and pointed at the lens like an old-school Chippendale. That’s what modeling is all about, just ask a prostitute.

See the full article from “Movieline”

Derek: I rep one? I rep one? Why don’t you get an agency?
Austin: I’m not worried about it.
Derek: Good, you keep not worrying about it.
Then it gets all bleepy with what seems to be some aspersions cast on Derek’s masculinity and Austin’s penis size. It’s kind of a boring argument, really. And TJ tries to help but he already delivered a verbal beatdown to Austin last week. That gay can’t do all the heavy lifting around here. It’s time for Derek to really “put his wings to fly.” So he does.
Derek: I hope you get cancer.
Austin: [lacking any proper response of his own] I hope you get cancer.
Welcome to the new Algonquin Round Table, where suddenly “Prostitution whore!” more and more resembles something Dorothy Parker would have said.

See the full article from “QS”