Austin Strip Clubs: Google enlists local band in campaign to piss off iPhone owners
… Now that Christopher Hitchens is focused mainly on managing his declining health, the debate about God’s existence has taken a decidedly lowbrow turn, in the form of dueling bus ads in Fort Worth.
• Austin’s new regional intelligence center opened on Wednesday, and downtown Austin is well on its way to getting 23 surveillance cameras. Before you get all “Ack! Black helicopters!,” remember that cameras are useless without a paid staff to monitor them, and the same goes for an intelligence center—meaning that the federal government is likely to collapse due to overwhelming debt long before the U.S. ever becomes a police state.
• Meanwhile, the real threat of a dystopian future is already happening in Houston, where the city council has voted to charge strippers a dramatically higher fee to dance. If The Man takes away our freedom to dance—specifically topless and in gigantic heels—then the tree of liberty will have died for good.