Austin Escorts In The News!

Note: This applies only at night. During daytime hours, given Austin’s traffic, the tip is that Bree Condon’s sexy love nest does not feature the sound of endlessly honking horns on I-35.
2. The room that Bree Condon is calling you from probably does not have walls so thin you can hear recent UT grads in town for a game yelling “Hook `Em!” as they do beer bongs.
To be fair, we’re actually not that familiar with Bree Condon’s social life; maybe she does hang out with beer-bonging frat boys. It’s safe to say they’d be USC fans and not Longhorn fans, though.
3. Dude: A “high-pitched voice”? Really?
This fools you? We’re thinking Homer Simpson whenever he has to pretend to be a woman. Hey, it doesn’t work for us, but whatever trips your trigger.
4. Bree Condon’s home probably doesn’t feature meth-fueled hook-ups with prostitutes.

See the full article from “Houston Press (blog)”