Austin Adult Entertainment: Just Announced: Jay-Z at Frank Erwin Center
Dear Austin: You have way too much dirt build-up on your shoulders, you’ve allowed your problems to accumulate until they’re just short of 100, and despite repeated admonitions, you’ve been slacking on your pimping. Fortunately, Jay-Z is coming to lecture you on all of the above, finally answering rumors that he’d embark on an extensive fall tour—details about which he’s been extremely guarded, as Hova is in some sort of paranoid stage where he suspects everyone of being a potential spy: Witness his recent vow to hand-deliver copies of The Blueprint 3 to his own record company. But this morning all speculation ended when it was announced that Mr. Carter would drop through Austin on Saturday, Nov. 22 at the Frank Erwin Center, an arena that, like Jay, also packs heat like an oven door (although by then it should have relented slightly). Tickets go on sale Sept. 12 at 10 a.m., and there’s no reasonable doubt that this won’t sell out.