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Tiger Woods confessed to associates today that he hasn’t has sex for almost a month. Rumors, accusations, tabloid headlines, and finally a meek confession brought the professional golfer’s sexual escapades to a screeching halt.
Afraid of media exposure, call girl agencies have simply hung up the phone when they learn that Tiger Woods is on the phone. Past girlfriends are miffed over his allegations that ‘they were the only one’ in his life.
Yes readers, Tiger is a lonely guy today, and getting a tad frustrated.
Elin, his wife of five short years, has thrown her wedding ring away after hearing of escapade number 5, now the total is 2,550 and rising, she’s filing for divorce and hopes to take the Tiger by the Tail and run him through the divorce court.

See the full article from “The Spoof (satire)”