Austin Adult Entertainment: One Woman’s Week: Love at first bite
By Karen Fenessey
For some, this time of year means binging on mince pies, mulled wine and laxatives. However, for others, the birth of Christ can mean only one thing: dirty, filthy sex with hundreds of prostitutes. And my heart really goes out to Tiger Wood’s wife who knows this more than most. If only she’d had the benefit of my expert counsel, she wouldn’t find herself in the dire predicament she’s in now – a whole year not rolling around in the piles of cash awarded to her family by Gillette and golf.
Elin Woods probably thought she had it all: glamorous, blonde and Swedish – men must have thought she was some kind of outrageous ‘cumslut’. However, women with such reputations are often completely clueless about how to truly please the opposite sex. I, on the other hand, have had to use years of experience in the act of coitus to compile my ultra top secret tips on how to satisfy all m …