Austin Escorts: Let’s Make This Rick Perry-Bobby Jindal Bet Interesting, For Chrissake
The Texas Longhorns are playing the LSU Tigers in the College World Series, and that can mean only one thing: an entirely dull press release announcing some stupid bet between the governors of the respective states.
And voila!! Rick Perry’s putting up Texas barbecue, Bobby Jindal is putting up seafood, and they bothzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Barbecue vs. seafood? This is the best they can do? We think not. Here are some bets that might really be worth talking about.
1. The internet was abuzz two years ago when Louisiana’s US Senator David Vitter got caught up in a call-girl scandal that at one point involved charges that he, ummm, liked to wear diapers. Now, come on: when it comes to bets, you can’t beat that. Losing governor gets Vitter’s diapers. (We assume they’re in evidence somewhere.) If it’s a sweep, losing governor wears Vitter’s diapers. Call girls optional.