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Clinton, it should be noted, was a keen golfer. Obviously he knows a thing or two about getting out of a sand trap. Then there was comedian and serial womaniser Chico Marx, whose wife caught him kissing a chorus girl.
“I wasn’t kissing her – I was whispering in her mouth,” he is said to have protested.
If that doesn’t appeal, Woods could always go with the tried-and-tested “blame the wife” defence. When Billy Bob Thornton stepped out on Angelina Jolie, he replied that she had driven him to it by being “too smart”.
“I felt insignificant in front of her,” he whined. “That’s what happens when you marry a sex goddess with a really high IQ.”
But perhaps the most inspired performance came from comedian Eddie Murphy who was literally caught with his pants down after a shortlived encounter with a transvestite prostitute.

See the full article from “Daily Telegraph”