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APD: Man offers cocaine for lap dance
Ricardo Luna, 26, facing charges
Updated: Sunday, 12 Feb 2012, 11:25 PM CSTPublished : Sunday, 12 Feb 2012, 11:21 PM CST
AUSTIN (KXAN) – A dancer at an Austin gentleman’s club was offered crack cocaine in exchange for a lap dance early Sunday morning, police said.
It happened around 4 a.m. Sunday morning at XTC Men’s Club off Andtree Boulevard.
A bouncer says he escorted Ricardo Luna, 26, out of the club after he made the offer.  At that point, an arrest affidavit shows, Luna kicked the bouncer and started screaming racial slurs.
Luna, according to the bouncer, was highly intoxicated.
Travis County Sheriff’s Deputies came out and arrested Luna on suspicion of public intoxication.  Deputies said Luna refused to get into the squad car and they told him they would use a stun gun on him if he did not cooperate.

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… A major goal of the University of Texas is to create an educational environment that reflects ‘the basic demographic reality’ of the state, as UT President William Powers Jr. puts it. Judged against that standard, the Austin flagship is making progress on some fronts, losing ground on another and holding its own on still others when it comes to the freshmen who enroll from Texas high schools. Overall, the university has a long way to go before the number of black and Hispanic students reflects the state’s diversity.” — UT reports mixed results on enrollment diversity, Austin American-Statesman
New in The Texas Tribune:
“Nearly five years into a legal battle over the constitutionality of Texas’ $5-per-patron strip club fee, the U.S. Supreme Court has refused to take up the adult entertainment industry’s case against the state.” — U.S. Supreme Court Won’t Hear “Pole Tax” Case

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Saturday saw the U.S. premiere of Andrea Arnold’s “Wuthering Heights.” Anyone who has seen Arnold’s “Red Road” or “Fish Tank” will recognize her unique style in this invigorating take on the classic novel. By shooting the film in a square 4:3 aspect ratio rather than the usual widescreen approach, Arnold eschews the usual David Lean approach to literary adaptation, choosing to focus our attention on the beautifully expressive faces of her non-professional actors rather than the blustery vistas of the English landscape. This film joins Cary Fukunaga’s recent “Jane Eyre” as encouraging examples of what can be done with too often told tales.
Bruce Willis was in town for the premiere of “Lay the Favorite,” the new film from director Stephen Frears. The shining light of the film, as she so often is, was Rebecca Hall, the consistently impressive actress who here leaves behind her usual classiness to play a naive stripper from Florida. When she goes to Vegas with dreams of being a cocktail waitress, she runs into Wil …

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Anthony thinks it’s an insult to couture to call this challenge a couture challenge. He thinks it should be called really, really, really pumped-up prom dresses. I hope Anthony doesn’t go home for a long, long time because he always has the best commentary. If this whole design thing doesn’t work out for him, I hope he can get a gig as a stand-up comic or, well, maybe Angela’s job. There could be a vacancy. 
Mila thinks Austin’s gown is basic. Mila, unlike Anthony, manages to make almost anything she says sound petty and spiteful, even when it’s not particularly critical (she doesn’t seem to mind Michael’s dress). And, ironically, that will make the producers want to keep her around long after she runs out of good ideas. 
Runway time! We have Georgina Chapman, Isaac Mizrahi and, of course, our guest judges James Mischka and Mark Badgley. 
The two-tiered skirt is too simple, the bodice is childish. I had higher hopes for this, as the fabric was a lot of fun. 
What’s with those front panels? It looks cheap, like stripper harem pants. 

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Former Austin stripper Jessica Krause-Patterson pleaded guilty today to aggravated robbery and was sentenced to five years in prison in the April 2010 robbery of her customer Elmore Allen, who died in the incident.
Krause-Patterson, 21, (at right) danced under the stage name “Sin” at the all-nude Hot Bodies on Burleson Road in Southeast Austin. Her sentence came as part of a plea bargain with prosecutors. As part of the deal, a murder charge was dismissed.
Krause-Patterson had declared her innocence in the robbery and attack on Allen, 49, at her June trial for murder and aggravated robbery, which ended in a mistrial when jurors could not reach a verdict.
Her boyfriend, Jon Tyrell Banks, was tried with her at the June trial. He was tried again last month by himself, was found guilty of murder and sentenced to 23 years in prison.

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The Bachelor Recap: Week Two in Whine Country
Hello Rose Lovers in Austin, Texas and around the globe.  Welcome back to another week of Prom! Err, I mean The Backstabber. Dang, I mean The Bachelor!
So, which train wreck will leave this week all “Ben”jured, fuzzy-headed and weepy? More importantly, who will joust on ponies in badger outfits holding swords of super-sized tampons and donning shields made of sheep’s wool? Okay, nobody. Unfortunately – because that might actually be marginally entertaining. But let’s see what does transpire this week on “Whack-a-Doodle Fest 2012,” or, The Bachelor…
To get things started, seventeen Dental Hygienists’ and a VIP stripper with a hefty set of jowls named Blakeley (AKA “Horsely”) gallop into Ben’s hometown of Sonoma, California. Clink. Clink. Drink up, “ladies!”
Kacie B. (for “Baton”) gets the first date card. They play chopsticks. And Kacie admits, “Ben brings out things in me I haven’t “Ben” in touch with in a long time…” As she twirls around …

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This week, the firm is getting sued for $44 million by the ex-husband of a woman David Lee helped get divorced. The husband cheated with a stripper and David Lee got her a lot of money and full custody of their daughter. However, the couple has since got back together, and now they’re accusing Lockhart Gardner of “alienation of affection,” or for intentionally breaking them up. In the settlement two years prior, the wife won control of Bubble Elastic (whatever that is), a company her husband owned and that LG helped her sell at a loss, while of course pocketing some of that return. Now the company is worth $44 million, and the husband and wife think that money would be theirs if LG hadn’t meddled. The case managed to wring great tension out of paperwork and misfiling, but there was much, much more to be grateful for this episode. Below, a list:

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Meanwhile the case becomes blurry and Lee seems to be covering up his mistakes. Allegations are pushed forward making it look like he once hired a stripper for the husband to get drunk with. He did get a DUI before the original court case but he was never told to sleep with her. While Diane questions David on his motives Kalinda notices that original documents can’t be found to ultimately save the firm and get them out of this mess. She sees that Alicia is the one that was responsible for them and at that time she was only six months new to the company. After giving Kalinda a brief memory recount on where she was that day she remembers signing it but not filing it. David comes in later with it in his hand saying he found it but Alicia goes to Diane thinking he just forged another paper. But to Diane, it doesn’t matter. Even though there are holes poke …

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Authorities removed the Porsche from the canal, but learned there might have been a third occupant, Argumaniz said. On Thursday, the dive team entered the water again and found Lark’s body there, he said.
Argumaniz said their investigation indicates Lark and Debeuckelaer attended a Dallas Stars hockey game in Dallas on Tuesday night. They were then seen at a hotel bar in Southlake, where they started talking to Eddins, Argumaniz said. He said police believe the couple did not know Eddins prior to that evening.
Between 12 a.m. and 1 a.m. Wednesday, the three left the bar together and traveled to a strip club in Dallas, Argumaniz said. They were seen leaving between 2:45 a.m. and 3 a.m., he said. Witnesses near the crash site told police they heard a loud noise around 3 a.m.

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A fire department dive team found a crashed 2010 Porsche Panamera sedan submerged under the canal with two people dead inside, Argumaniz said. Eddins was in the driver’s seat, and Debeuckelaer was in the passenger’s seat, he said. Both had their seat belts on.
Authorities removed the Porsche from the canal, but learned there might have been a third occupant, Argumaniz said. On Thursday, the dive team found Lark’s body, he said.
Argumaniz said their investigation indicates Lark and Debeuckelaer attended the hockey game in Dallas on Tuesday night. They were then seen at a hotel bar in Southlake, where they started talking to Eddins, Argumaniz said. He said police believe the couple did not know Eddins before that evening.
Wednesday before 1 a.m., the three left the bar together and traveled to a strip club in Dallas, Argumaniz said. They were seen leaving between 2:45 a.m. and 3 a.m., he said.

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